Proverbs for the Internet Age

I came across this list from a few years back. It made me smile so I tweaked it…..

1. Home is where you hang your @
2. the email of the species is more deadly than the mail
3. a journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
4. you can’t teach a new mouse old clicks
5. great groups from little icons grow
6. speak softly and carry a smart phone
7. in some places, C:\ is the root of all directories
8. Oh, what a tangled Website we weave
9. Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish
10. The modem is the message
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse
12. The Geek shall inherit the Earth
13. Don’t byte off more than you can view
14. Fax is stranger than fiction
15. What boots up must come down
16. Windows will never cease
17. Virtual reality is its own reward
18. Modulation in all things
19. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.  Teach him about the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks
20. There is no place like your home page